It's A Dog's Life

Thursday, August 04, 2005

The bitch is back...

Well scarlet is back. She’s not a bad little bitch but I don’t really like having her right here in my home. She gets all kinds of special privileges just because she’s pretty.

And, to be fair, Scarlet is a pretty bitch. She has long fur which is both softer and prettier than mine. Lindy likes petting Scarlet. I think that if my own fur were softer she might like me better, or at least pet me more. Being petted shows how much you are liked so it’s pretty close to the same thing, I think.

Lindy says I don’t have any reason to feel threatened. Well, I don’t feel threatened. I am just afraid that Scarlet will take my place in Lindy’s affections that’s all. I don’t even know what “threatened” is. Sometimes I think Lindy makes up words just so she can sound smart or something. You know, like you do in Scrabble.

Ths is a photo of Scarlet looking at my guardian and begging to be petted. Scarlet gives Lindy that cute look and then Lindy pets her. I am going to work on my own cute look.

On the plus side, I am getting more treats. Scarlet always brings soy pig ears with her which are real good. And one day Lindy gave us both a denta bone. And, with Scarlet here, sometimes Lindy will give me a Bil-Jac (my fav…) for no apparent reason at all.

I guess I shouldn’t complain. She doesn’t get on my bed or eat my food. It will be good to have things return to normal when she leaves though.

I hope there aren’t any bitches bothering you today.




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